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tylerfromnj:

emilytantuccio took this
  • person: but what if your parents had aborted YOU
  • me: well okay for starters i wouldn't have been forced to hear that stupid ass comment you just made

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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bongfucker:


this baby just knocked itself the fuck out what an idiot
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browningtons:

Its about to get nsfw in here

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teamfreekickass:

DRUNK HISTORY IS THE BEST SHOW

THEY LITERALLY INVITE PEOPLE OVER AND GET THEM DRUNK AS FUCK. THEN THEY HAVE THEM TELL A STORY ABOUT HISTORY, AND HAVE ACTORS ACT IT OUT.

LIKE 

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versvcx:

you’re important to me you piece of shit

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